Modern Art Oxford Live in the Studio Day 1

In McDonald's I sat next to three teenage boys on their phones with headphones in exchanging information through the free wifi and through speaking and listening. One of them had a girlfriend or a girl he knew I didn't know which. He spoke to her on his phone and another one filmed him on his phone and said fifty shades of gay.

New Look don't sell wet look leggings any more. What size she said. I said it doesn't matter. They're only on the sale rail now she said.

Shoes in Primark. Oh my god these shoes were a pound said the girl behind the till. I said that's because they're disgusting. I had a semi-erect penis whilst walking around Primark holding wet look leggings, nude platform heels and a pink fleece.