Further to my dreams of ear wax, I've come to realise that in a distant bodily fantasy, I yearn to be completely evacuated. As in, to transcend my body through some sort of emptying out of all my excretions. Shit, piss, snot, bile, wax. And that physical voiding would set my mind free on to levels of thought previously unimaginable.

Or perhaps I would just be very thirsty.