A game me and my girlfriend were playing last night. I can't remember how it started, but it involved basic puns using the word 'poo' and the names of politicians.

David Camerpoo (David Cameron)
Harriet Pooman (Harriet Harman)

Hazel Poos (Hazel Blears)
Tony Poo (Tony Blair)

Bill and Hilary Pooton (Bill and Hilary Clinton)

Gordon Brownpants (Gordon Brown)