You Are Worthless

You are worthless.
You are a piece of shit.
You are a worthless piece of shit.
You suck life and energy from everyone and everything around you.
You are a black hole.
You are a shitty black hole.
You are a black hole that smells of shit.
You are a black hole that smells of shit so strongly that the shit smell manages to escape your infinite black hole gravity and wafts around the universe, alerting all the other galactical objects and events to your shitty black hole presence.
You are a void, a nothing, a shit smelling nothing whose presence is an absence, a minus, a removal, a weight, a load, something to bear, something to grimace through, something to endure.
You are an endurance, your smell we endure, your sucky, needy, absent presence we endure, your eternal, pathetic infinite dense darkness we endure.
You are a shitty black hole that smells of shit and forces us to smell your shitty black hole shit smell by continuing to absently exist.
You are a shitty black hole that sucks everything into you, a needy, greedy point of infinite density.
Your density is metaphorically valid in a  number of ways, you are dense like a black hole i.e. in that you suck energy and light and life towards you in a way that is frighteningly sad for everyone around you, but also you’re dense on a human scale, i.e. like an idiot is dense.
Therefore you are doubly dense - intergalactically dense and also humanly, stupidly, idiotically, dense.
You are a stupid idiot.
You are a shitty dense stupid idiot.
You are a stupid idiot and a worthless piece of shit and a black hole.
You are a stupid idiot worthless piece of shit, shit smelling black hole and I wish you all the best in your new job.